disney tells you lies, denise! so does damien!

ha, denise, i've found
a site for you.
oh, the
quotable quotes!
'cows have 2 legs and no tail!' - denise
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'what?! i thought crocodiles had no legs!' - denise
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'denise, how many legs do frogs have?' - shina
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'wait wait, I'm still thinking about the frog question... give me options!' - denise
'haha frogs have 6 legs, like
spiders! they're
amphibians you know!' - petra
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'denise, does this mean you can't do those primary school math questions, cause they'll be all like, there's 18 ducks and 2 cows, how many legs are there in total?' - shina
'yeah, i always have troubles with the cat questions' - denise
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'wait wait, denise, how many legs do kangaroos have?' - alyssa
'do the hands count? cause they always wear
boxing gloves!' - denise
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'wait, how many legs do butterflies have?' - denise
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